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flexxxurhead:

codyxhoffman:

Stresscase - ‘Biting Sheep’

Thrash from LA.

Check them out. So good. Do it. Promise you’ll like it.

Shameful self promotion. 

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futurehippie:

yourgirllovesme:

He’s FUCKED!

Lol

been there.

futurehippie:

yourgirllovesme:

He’s FUCKED!

Lol

been there.

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In the library, this guy decided to set up shop with his book right behind me. He was sitting on the floor behind my chair and he stank.

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Pretty sure that my coworkers are talking about a new massage parlor that does happy endings on the dl.

Edit: in front of my stepmom.

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The universe hates my feet today. I discover a cut on my toe while I’m running this morning. A guy puts a leg of a chair down onto my foot.

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You know Anthony Hopkins? We fucked his eyes up.
My coworker telling us about his days as a lasec eye surgery technician.
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